Sharpe: “Dude, look at that awesome snorkel.” (on a passing military vehicle)
Schwartz: “Yeah, that’s cool. That’s so they can go fjording.”
Sharpe: “What? Fjording? Are you sure?”
Schwartz: “*sigh* …Forging.”
Sharpe: “No, no. So wait… that snorkel is so they can go cut deep glacial paths through Norway?”
Schwartz: “Shut up.”
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“Man Stiffed By Clinton Camp” - FoxNews.com
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I’m always moved when companies go out on a limb and say or do straight up funny, smart things under the banner of marketing movements forward. This year’s award goes to Snickers. Ironically, I read this while amongst the most de-motivating of “death by PowerPoint” sessions. From the inside of the wrapper.
NOUGATOCITY (noun). A heightened yet fleeting state of accomplishment that makes you realize how unbelievably unmotivated you normally are.
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WARNING: Language and Vulgarity… and hilarity. (new word)
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Upon noticing someone’s missing digit…
CPT G: “There’s something missing, but I can’t put my finger on it.” [laughter ensues] ”Not that I have anything against her middle finger, but neither does she.”
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Chief M: “You know the women over there don’t even have driver’s licenses.”
1LT Sch.: ”That’d solve a lot of problems over here.”
1LT Shu.: “What do they need a driver’s license for. There’s no highway between the bedroom and the kitchen.”
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MAJ F: ”Wonder if I should wear my pants. Oh wait… the First Sergeant isn’t wearing any pants. I’m good.”
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